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Drunk Stole My Wine Sweatshirt — Funny Wine Lover Crewneck
This cozy crewneck sweatshirt speaks with a wink. Bold block lettering — “DRUNK STOLE MY WINE” — turns a private joke into a comfortable statement.
A funny wine-lover sweatshirt built for laid-back nights with friends, wine gatherings, chaotic house parties, or the slow morning after. Instantly readable, easy to wear, and made for anyone who knows that sometimes the biggest threat to your wine is the person sitting next to you.
Product Details
This classic crewneck sweatshirt delivers a comfortable, relaxed fit with a soft, mid-weight feel.
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend
- Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd²
- Classic crewneck fit
- Ribbed collar and cuffs designed to retain their shape
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs for durability
- Tear-away inner label for comfort
- DTF printed graphics
- Made with ethically sourced U.S. cotton
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes
- U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol certified
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F). Use non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Production
Printed and fulfilled by our production partners. Ships from U.S. facilities.
